May 2009
3 posts
Acoustic Research Universal Smart Remote with 2.2”...
Another woot-tastic write up
ARRU Experienced?
Perhaps owing to their similar names, this remote control and the so-called “abortion pill” are often confused for each other – sometimes with tragic results. When used in conjunction with a home theater, the ARRU449 does have remarkable narcotizing properties. But its contraceptive properties are nil. Here’s our guide to telling the difference...
Pinnacle PCTV HD Ultimate Stick
Back In The Day
This is the story of how marketing was invented. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin.
Once upon a time, there was a caveman named Grag. Now Grag had a thing he liked to call “a stick”. Grag found he could use the stick to receive images of deer and caribou from the local tv station, or as it was called back then, the cave wall. Grag was thrilled, and figured he could...
Pulsar Mens Watch
Since woot doesn’t archive these..
Making Time
“Ten Minutes, Kid.”
“Jackie, I’m so nervous. I don’t know if I can do this.”
“Hey, it’s just the jitters, kid. You’re gonna be great. Think of it like a family reunion. Only you’ve got a great big family. Staring at you. Non-stop. For about an hour. Demanding you entertain them.”
“Jackie… I can’t do it, Jackie. You gotta tell ‘em to...
March 2009
1 post
Looking for Clean Punch Lines to Dirty Jokes. Just...
I’ll start…”YOU DON’T COME HERE TO HUNT DO YOU?”
And so the invisible man says, “Funny, I don’t remember having Taco Bell”
She says “Hey. that’s not my belly button!” and he replies “and that’s not my finger either!” Do I win?? that’s my v. favorite. The punch-line alone always makes me laugh
“Same...
February 2009
3 posts
SO glad I got a new office chair this week. :P →
How do I tell my girlfriend I want to be a father?
“Hey, how do you feel about having kids someday? Not right away, of course, but like, eventually.” If you want children, turn to page 32. If you don’t want children, turn to page 105. If you’re not sure, turn to page 45. Page 32: “Great! Me too! All right, then. What do you want for dinner?” If you want pasta, turn to page 65. If you want ceviche, turn...
cooooooooool
I am now following two people, let’s see where this goes! Wild business.
December 2007
10 posts
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I...”
– Nietzsche
The tale of the wild Mfgr! Rawwwwwrrrr!
dianenar: uh oh
dianenar: there's options
PeterJ962 : :O
dianenar: like Select Mfgr
dianenar: Whats a Mfgr
dianenar: Is it like a Tiger?
PeterJ962 : Mfgr?
PeterJ962 : hmmm
dianenar: damn it, I can't do anything without you
PeterJ962 : I would have said manufacturer... but there's no g in that word!
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
– Stephen Bishop
When asked "What do you want for Christmas?" any... →
feels wrong
Just feels wrong to be in the office today…
“Ben was like, ‘that’s a rat, it’s totally a rat’ and I...”
– Liz Nardozzi
EVERYONE IS BUSY TODAY! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
“My baloney has a first name, it’s WHERE’S MY TINFOIL HAT? My baloney...”
– Liz Nardozzi
Diane: :) its so cold in the office today
Liz: thats because you forgot to bring the book last night, I called them and said, "Ok guys, she dropped the ball, freeze her!"
