Acoustic Research Universal Smart Remote with 2.2” LCD and Wifi
Another woot-tastic write up
ARRU Experienced?
Perhaps owing to their similar names, this remote control and the so-called “abortion pill” are often confused for each other – sometimes with tragic results. When used in conjunction with a home theater, the ARRU449 does have remarkable narcotizing properties. But its contraceptive properties are nil. Here’s our guide to telling the difference between the two. If we can keep just one frightened, confused young woman from attempting to swallow this remote control, it will have been worth it.
RU-486: Prevents pregnancy by keeping the hormone progesterone from connecting with receptors.
ARRU449: Prevents pregnancy by keeping one or both parents in front of the TV.
RU-486: Unwanted side effects include abdominal pain, uterine cramping, nausea, and vaginal bleeding.
ARRU449: Unnecessary features include WiFi 802.11b/g, 2.2” LCD, and mobile web browser.
RU-486: Allows families greater control over their reproductive decisions.
ARRU449: Allows families greater control over their entertainment decisions.
RU-486: Denounced by some as ethically repugnant.
ARRU449: Denounced by some as aesthetically repugnant.
RU-486: Not sold in Australia, but no longer officially banned.
ARRU449: Never been to Australia, but has always thought it seemed nice.
RU-486: A product of clinical research.
ARRU449: A product of Acoustic Research.
RU-486: Often used to help rectify regrettable decisions.
ARRU449: Often used to help forget about regrettable decisions.
Warranty: 1 Year Acoustic Research
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
